i heard this song through my Stephen Lynch Station on Pandora.
Tripod - "King Kong"

Gatesy: I have a youngster right in front of me. That’s gonna do well. How old are you, young lady?
Mother: She’s ten.
Gatesy: Ten! We’re dead.
Yon: Can I just say, you’re sitting on your mum’s lap, oh, maybe your sister’s.
Scod: Ooh, he’s good.
Yon: But you didn’t actually try and get in on an infant’s fee, did you? Like, you paid full price, didn’t you?
Gatesy: ‘Cause we can kick your arse out!
Yon: Yeah
Gatesy: No, we won’t do that!
Scod: And that’s the first swearword of the evening for you too.
Yon: Arse
Gatesy: Arse
Yon: Have you seen the King Kong movie? You haven’t? Too young? But old enough to see this?
Scod: Should be interesting.
Gatesy: Strange family.
Yon: Has anyone else seen the King Kong movie?
A few people in the audience: Yes
Yon: Yep, you’ve seen it? What did you think? You liked it?
Woman: It was long
Yon: It was long, wasn’t it? Yeah, we thought it was long. We thought it took a while to get going.

Tripod: Bom-bom
Bom-bom
Gatesy: This is my favourite bit of the song.
Tripod: Bom-bom
Gatesy: Feel like I’m in Sesame Street
Tripod: Bom-bom
Bom-bom
Scod: Helps if you imagine us as cabbages.
Tripod: Bom-bom
Bom-bom
Yon: Actually, do that for the rest of the show, it works really well.
Scod and Gatesy: Bom-bom…
Yon: Don’t get me wrong,
I love Jack Black
Adrian Brodey is great
Naomi Watts is delightful, my friend
But I didn’t come here to see any of them

Tripod: Get to the fucking monkey!
Get to the fucking monkey!
Get to the fucking monkey!
Monkey…

Yon and Gatesy: Don’t get me wrong…
Scod: Don’t get me wrong,
I love Lord of the Rings,
Meet the Feebles was great
Heavenly Creatures, I do recommend,
But I didn’t come here to see any again

Tripod: Get to the fucking monkey!
Get to the fucking monkey!
Get to the fucking monkey!

Gatesy: Andy Serkis is great in real life,
But it’s not who I paid my twelve bucks for.
Tripod: Don’t get me wrong,
I’ve been here so long
And I haven’t seen Kong

Yon: It’s not brain surgery, is it? Why can’t it just be something like this? Opening credits, we’re in a boat, there’s an island in the distance. We hear a roar. It’s King Kong! He jumps on the boat and starts smashing stuff. End of Act 1. Act 2, the whole middle section of the film. Goes for about 10 minutes. Naomi Watts doing gymnastics. Act 3, New York. King Kong starts smashing stuff. There’s a short sex scene between King Kong and Naomi Watts. It’s tasteful though, it’s behind a screen. You just see it in silhouette. Suddenly, Roy Scheider appears. He throws a cylinder of oxygen into King Kong’s mouth and he shoots him and he explodes! The end.

Tripod: Get to the fucking monkey!
Get to the fucking monkey!

Yon: Other films that would benefit from getting to the mother fucking monkey!
Gatesy: Titanic. Opening scene, iceberg! Smash, sinking, sinking, sinking, drown, Leo, drown! Roll credits.
Yon: Boogie nights. Opening credits. We see his cock. The end.
Scod: Star Wars Episode IV, A New Hope, original 1977 cinema release. Perfect, don’t change it.

Tripod: Get to the fucking monkey!
Get to the fucking monkey!
Scod: Get to the fu-
Gatesy: Get to the fu-
Yon: Get to the fu-
Tripod: King Kong, King Kong, King Kong, King Kong